Nude Selfies

by Lizard Scum

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about

This is the latest project of Wellington musician Jerry Ramirez. Predominantly known for his outward sensibility, callous sense of humour and as one of the primary guitarists for Maple Syrup, in this new EP we see a new face of Ramirez, of which he calls Lizard Scum. A name which is inspired by Bill Hicks' rant about the human reptiles of Los Angeles.
In 'Nude Selfies' we truly see underneath the ego and hubris, exposing a whimpering individual who likes to play.

Free comic book "Jerry #2" with every download!

"....Pure Genius."
- New York Times
"....Laughable at its worst.."
- Rolling Stone
"....Hard to believe it's free!"
-LA Weekly
"....We are so proud..."
- NZ Music Comission
"....My favourite lizard since Trump."
- David Icke
"....Bigger than Lennon.."
- Jerry Ramirez

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released October 21, 2016

All instruments performed by Jerry Ramirez.
Recorded and produced by Jerry Ramirez.

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Track Name: She's Gonna Piss Her Pants
She's gonna piss her pants, yet again
She'll never wash her hands, she just pretends
I've never made the bed, I made that up
He couldn't do it so, I showed him up

She's gonna spit, on the ground

Your scientific God, it's weird
An embryonic fog, that's me
I'm growing up on drips, I don't eat
I got a bag of piss, it stinks

She's gonna spit, on the ground

Oh-ohohoh you're so selfish
Oh-ohohoh I grew up in a petri dish
Oh-ohohoh you're so selfish
Oh-ohohoh I grew up in a petri dish
Track Name: Everywhere Is Better Than Here
I will find a way to get to you I know I can
The thing is I know I can get to you and find a way
He's a motherfucker but he's politically correct
He's a complete puzzle, I wonder who put him together
And he smells so good, even when he's got on a sweater

Everywhere is better than here~

I haven't met anyone new since 2002
I've been vegetarian like forever, check out my jacket it's human leather
Spitting and cussing I'm fucking disgusting
Dipping my head in grease, my bones are made from ivory
They cut me up to make piano keys, I'm like the elephant man you've seen

Everywhere is better than here~

Everywhere is better than here~
Track Name: I Don't Quite Fit In
I'll tap into a dancer's dream
I do not mind if I'm never seen yeah
He let me play with his horn
He's lucky that I've just been born yeah
I miss my friends I miss my guitar
I wanna preach the lord in an empty bar yeah
You screwed me round clockwise
That's why I'm so goddamn uptight yeah
I'm a pecimistic fuck
I do not give one, yeah

Oh I don't quite fit in
Oh I don't quite fit in

I'm sick of drinking beer
There's a wig in my ear yeah
I never felt so alive
Till I lived in a graveyard with death on my side yeah
Baby came out of the womb with warpaint on
It was ready to fight alright
I heard the word that he's okay
You know he's extra ordinary
Happy Gilmore, Gacy kills more
What a feeling can you dig it?
Yeah

Oh I don't quite fit in
Oh I don't quite fit in
Track Name: These Heart-Shaped Cookies Are Making Me Soft
I get back home at midday noon
Unlock the door and enter my room
On my bed, there's a severed head
Sorrounded by bloodstained magazines
I expect death, I hear a meow instead
There's a cat in the corner cleaning the blood off a guillotine
Yeah

Pour out the milk, it's smelling off
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
You make me sick, cover your mouth when you cough
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft

I'm chuffed with you love but I just don't want it
I've got a degree, I wonder when will I flaunt it
It's so wet, covered in other peoples sweat
That guy over there makes me feel really old
My mind is a net, I need a cigarette
I used to do what I want, now I do what I'm told
Yeah

Don't break the rules, don't wanna get told off
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
I used to be like a panther now I'm more like a sloth
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft

These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
Track Name: Handsome Clown
Sometimes I get so lonely, I talk to the elephant in the next room
I say "Hey, how you doin?"
We met last night in the rest room

And when I'm down
I just remember I'm a handsome clown
And when I'm up
I just remember that tomorrow is gonna suck

Sometimes I get so horny, I pretend my pillow is you
I say "Baby, show me you love me"
I hope someday I'll meet you soon

And when I'm down
I just remember I'm a handsome clown
And when I'm up
I just remember that tomorrow is gonna suck

I know I'm very funny, but baby you don't see that
You think I should make more money
But baby I don't need that

And when I'm down
I just remember I'm a handsome clown
And when I'm up
I just remember that tomorrow is gonna suck
Track Name: Kerosene
I don't know what I should do
I'm waiting in line and it's leading to you
I want to see you
But I gotta go
It's a long queue
And it's moving slow

Kerosene~

I saw you on the corner of Smith & Wesson
You were playing guitar, maybe I could get a lesson
But I never saw you again
Cause I never said hello
Convinced myself in my head
That it's better if I go

Kerosene~

I'm in love and I don't know why
I've never met you, I've only seen you twice
Sure is strange I wonder how can I fix it
I'm a suicidal guy whose also dangerously optimistic
I'll never see you again
Let's sing it together
I'll never see you again
I'm gonna miss you forever

Kerosene~