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Nude Selfies

by Lizard Scum

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1.
She's gonna piss her pants, yet again She'll never wash her hands, she just pretends I've never made the bed, I made that up He couldn't do it so, I showed him up She's gonna spit, on the ground Your scientific God, it's weird An embryonic fog, that's me I'm growing up on drips, I don't eat I got a bag of piss, it stinks She's gonna spit, on the ground Oh-ohohoh you're so selfish Oh-ohohoh I grew up in a petri dish Oh-ohohoh you're so selfish Oh-ohohoh I grew up in a petri dish
2.
I will find a way to get to you I know I can The thing is I know I can get to you and find a way He's a motherfucker but he's politically correct He's a complete puzzle, I wonder who put him together And he smells so good, even when he's got on a sweater Everywhere is better than here~ I haven't met anyone new since 2002 I've been vegetarian like forever, check out my jacket it's human leather Spitting and cussing I'm fucking disgusting Dipping my head in grease, my bones are made from ivory They cut me up to make piano keys, I'm like the elephant man you've seen Everywhere is better than here~ Everywhere is better than here~
3.
I'll tap into a dancer's dream I do not mind if I'm never seen yeah He let me play with his horn He's lucky that I've just been born yeah I miss my friends I miss my guitar I wanna preach the lord in an empty bar yeah You screwed me round clockwise That's why I'm so goddamn uptight yeah I'm a pecimistic fuck I do not give one, yeah Oh I don't quite fit in Oh I don't quite fit in I'm sick of drinking beer There's a wig in my ear yeah I never felt so alive Till I lived in a graveyard with death on my side yeah Baby came out of the womb with warpaint on It was ready to fight alright I heard the word that he's okay You know he's extra ordinary Happy Gilmore, Gacy kills more What a feeling can you dig it? Yeah Oh I don't quite fit in Oh I don't quite fit in
4.
I get back home at midday noon Unlock the door and enter my room On my bed, there's a severed head Sorrounded by bloodstained magazines I expect death, I hear a meow instead There's a cat in the corner cleaning the blood off a guillotine Yeah Pour out the milk, it's smelling off These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft You make me sick, cover your mouth when you cough These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft I'm chuffed with you love but I just don't want it I've got a degree, I wonder when will I flaunt it It's so wet, covered in other peoples sweat That guy over there makes me feel really old My mind is a net, I need a cigarette I used to do what I want, now I do what I'm told Yeah Don't break the rules, don't wanna get told off These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft I used to be like a panther now I'm more like a sloth These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft These heart-shaped cookies are making me soft
5.
Sometimes I get so lonely, I talk to the elephant in the next room I say "Hey, how you doin?" We met last night in the rest room And when I'm down I just remember I'm a handsome clown And when I'm up I just remember that tomorrow is gonna suck Sometimes I get so horny, I pretend my pillow is you I say "Baby, show me you love me" I hope someday I'll meet you soon And when I'm down I just remember I'm a handsome clown And when I'm up I just remember that tomorrow is gonna suck I know I'm very funny, but baby you don't see that You think I should make more money But baby I don't need that And when I'm down I just remember I'm a handsome clown And when I'm up I just remember that tomorrow is gonna suck
6.
Kerosene 04:21
I don't know what I should do I'm waiting in line and it's leading to you I want to see you But I gotta go It's a long queue And it's moving slow Kerosene~ I saw you on the corner of Smith & Wesson You were playing guitar, maybe I could get a lesson But I never saw you again Cause I never said hello Convinced myself in my head That it's better if I go Kerosene~ I'm in love and I don't know why I've never met you, I've only seen you twice Sure is strange I wonder how can I fix it I'm a suicidal guy whose also dangerously optimistic I'll never see you again Let's sing it together I'll never see you again I'm gonna miss you forever Kerosene~

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released October 21, 2016

Recorded in Naenae, Lower Hutt NZ

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